You can't leave me this summer!! Well, okay, GO! I never wanted you to stay. Just Kidding. Good luck with the choirs, I wish I could sing. Is it true you should never play leapfrog with a unicorn? What about that you should never lend a hand to a cannibal? Anyway, bud, let's do stuff this summer. DUDE! "No matter where you go, you are there!" See ya babe! Write to me from Oregon!
Your best friend,
She always cracked me up. I love the one about the unicorn!